(Source: televandalist)

when i get very lonely, i pick out Shakespeare quotes. 

“To die to sleep,

To sleep, perchance to Dream; Aye, there’s the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause.”

 

nothing but to sleep, i guess. praying for little things. begging through stupid passive aggressive posts for attention.

thatfunnyblog:

My friend wanted a sexy action shot of her coming up out of the water and I sort of pressed it too early and…

thatfunnyblog:

My friend wanted a sexy action shot of her coming up out of the water and I sort of pressed it too early and…

(Source: l-a-b-o-r-a-t-o-r-y)

rhodeislandprep:

tangiblesoul:

trynabecarefree:

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes

I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol

this is literally my favorite of all these commercials..

peachymints:

If you haven’t seen this film yet, it’s pretty entertaining. 

Now I shall find ALL THE FUNNY TINGS. :D

just-art:

Ghost in the Machine by Erika Iris Simmons
just-art:

Ghost in the Machine by Erika Iris Simmons
just-art:

Ghost in the Machine by Erika Iris Simmons
just-art:

Ghost in the Machine by Erika Iris Simmons
just-art:

Ghost in the Machine by Erika Iris Simmons
just-art:

Ghost in the Machine by Erika Iris Simmons
just-art:

Ghost in the Machine by Erika Iris Simmons

just-art:

Ghost in the Machine by Erika Iris Simmons

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats



#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

WHY- I’M IN THE LIBRARY, PEOPLE. STAHP

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

image


#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

WHY- I’M IN THE LIBRARY, PEOPLE. STAHP

(Source: iseeincolor91)

kate-barton93:

aldestra:

harrysthefather:

we should all have like a secret language. so the fake tumblr people don’t understand. 

like if thereS A WAR GOING ON WE COULD TALK IN CODE. 

LIKE WE COULD CROSS OUT SHIT AND THE TUMBLR PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THATS THE SIGNAL TO HOVER OVER THE POST TO READ THE SECRET MESSAGE LIKE:

i like sour purple nipples

omg

WE SHALL DO THIS

YOU JERK!!!

are you certain this is what is best for the pickles?


Once, in a online chat with fans, JK Rowling revealed that the third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia was that of Ron Weasley’s hair. [ x ]

Once, in a online chat with fans, JK Rowling revealed that the third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia was that of Ron Weasley’s hair. [ x ]

icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT

joetrohnam:

Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.

(Source: princesskulash)